Wayne Rooney was ridiculed this morning after claims he had reported three semi-naked girls he was pictured with in a hotel to police - with one stunned fan declaring 'If that's a crime, sign me up gaffer'.

Ex-Manchester United ace Rooney, who is married to Coleen and has four sons with his childhood sweetheart, reportedly partied into the early hours of Sunday with model Tayler Ryan and her friends Elise Melvin and Brooke Morgan, all 21.

Friends of the three girls said that Derby County boss Mr Rooney, 35, and his friends had invited Tayler, Elise and Brooke to his VIP booth at the exclusive Chinawhite club for 'probably the wildest night of their lives'.

The associate added: 'There was no sexual contact - it was just a great night'.